Why contracts are necessary
Contracts frighten me. They're long, they're blunt and they're very intimidating. But they are important and necessary. Please don't let this contract scare you, it's just there to make sure we both know what we are signing up for. When it comes down to it, I'm a very understanding person and I will always do whatever I can to make sure you get the service you expect when you're paying that much money.
Behind this contract is just a person who is trying to run a company as fairly and as kindly as he can.